First we have the dumb girls that dropped out of high school and try and get you to do everything for you! They pretend to be incapable of doing anything for themselves. Usually they can use their good looks and slutty ways to get guys to do it for them.... but come on were in a class full of girls and a gay guy! Not gonna get much help here! duh!!!

Secondly you have the girls that are late twenties but still stuck in the high school days. They are continually gossiping about the dumb girls who don't get their work done on time or correctly. They try and put them down more and more to make themselves feel better about themselves because they are almost 30 and have not obtained a college degree or done anything with themselves!! At least the dumb girl is attempting to do something with herself a whole 12 years before you are! Lazy butt!!
Thirdly there is the gay guy!! I mean he is amazingly cool (seriously i was amazed that i got along with him! gay guys usually kinda annoy me!) but yet his continual comments about how hott that guy is or "he has a nice package" just grosses me out! I mean I know you are gay but I definitely don't want to hear all about it! Also, after he paints his toe nails pink he has to publicize about it to the whole class! Does he really expect me to come check out his huge, hairy, ugly feet while looking at his pink toenails?? Lets just say disgusting!!

Fourth there is the old guy that is creepy looking and is a teachers aid. He is about 60 years old and has long gray hair pulled back in a ponytail. He is constantly smacking... i mean seriously SMACKING on this candy that he eats. We think that his dentures fall out every time he moves the candy around in his mouth! Also he coughs and hacks every once in a while! So our name for him has become 'Swiney'! we feel as though it is fitting cause we want to avoid all contact with him if possible and we avoid him like the plague! Oh and he just loves to stand super close to you to where you feel as though your personal space is being invaded!! I want to scream... "Infestation ALERT!!" 

Fifth there is our teacher. She is probably 40 years old and is the most roachy person I have ever met! She is constantly yelling at someone and if you ask a question about how to do something she gives you a look like you are an idiot and tells you "cause it just is"! We all cant stand her and we make a million bathrooms trips during her lectures just to escape the torture!

Last (for this blog) is the 'know it all' girl who is constantly trying to be first at everything! She can not handle it if you finish before her! (so i try to just to annoy her... buahahahha! ) she also gets really irritated if you knock on the door that is closed when the other door is open! so once again I do it just to annoy her! and after she opens it her comment is "you couldn't walk the 20 feet to the other door?" but the truth is... i could but annoying you is way more fun! buahahha!

So cosmetology is amazing and I love it to death.. but i mean there are 20 girls and 1 gay guy in a classroom for 40 hours a week together there is gonna be loads of drama! and i get to sit back and enjoy the show! oh and annoy the 'know it all' for some entertainment too!! Overall I have to say girls are extremely catty, brutal, and backstabbing when you put too many of them together!!